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July 30, 2008

Have I become a Shoreditch twat?

So I got a 12 seconds account. Not entirely sure why, I still reckon
it's a pretty useless application of time and bandwidth for all
involved, but... Hey. Whatever. It's well

Funnily enough, it took a while for my invite to arrive. You have to
apply for an invite, and it took WEEKS to get to me. I had written it
off, which caused me no small amount of irkage - I mean there's some
facile, witless shit on the 12 seconds site, and they're telling me I
don't even make the bar??? Motherfu...

Oh, here it is. I'm in.

http://12seconds.tv/channel/Article_Dan/7306

Kill Uncle on 12seconds.tv

King of the world!

A good friend of mine, upon seeing this latest addition to my 2.0
involvements, said "Jesus, you've become Nathan Barley."



My mate's off-key. Being well specious. Forget about it. Legologolegend.

War in, peace out, my 2.0 bitches.
 

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July 13, 2008

12 seconds of fuck all?

Would you look at this: http://12seconds.tv/

Now, I don't want to be a killjoy, the grouch in the bin of 2.0, but surely, surely, SURELY this is a massive waste of bandwidth mascarading as video micro-blogging? Twitter for video? I just have my doubts about this kind of twattery. I mean - browse around the videos. It's like Seesmic but without the conversation. And Seesmic's bad enough as web-waste goes.

This really puts the 0 in web 2.0

OR...

It's excellent. Shortformidablé! 12 seconds of humanity in all it's web-cammed glory. Video Haiku. Peppy picture poetry.

So far, browsing, I have seen some amusing takes on the form - 12 second burps, 12 second songs, 12 second cum shots... No, wait. That wasn't there. Maybe it should be. Is there a rule that says I can't post up 12 seconds of porn? YouPorn condensed. Cut out the boring bits. Boom!

12 seconds. A man can get a lot done in the love department in that time. Just ask my partner.

We've gone from 12 seconds of fuck all to 12 seconds of all fuck. These guys should pay me for this kinda gold.

Keep th' faith.

Dan

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